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Yo Mama Jokes

This page contains PC's hand-picked collection of Yo Mama Jokes. Make sure you got a gang 'o these snaps in your répertoire playa. No true Pimp should ever come up short in a Yo Mama battle.

Yo mama so fat...

the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs!




Yo mama so stupid...

she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.




Yo mama so ugly...

they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.




Yo mama so old...

her social security number is 1.




Yo mama so nasty...

she made speed stick slow down.




Yo mama so poor...

when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!




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